**Zouis, top Zayn. Don't like it, sorry there'll be a bottom Zayn fic soon!**
Dear Mr. Popular,
You can go fuck yourself alright! I don't care about your perfect smile or that feathery brown hair. I don't give a shit about the fact that you're the soccer star and that everyone kisses your ass because I'm not. You've always had it out for me and I'm tired of it. I don't know what I've done to you but now I'm going to destroy you.
I'm Just Your Problem,
P.S. Look at me again like that and I'll destroy your ass!!