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Metaphorically, I'm a Whore... // Tyler Joseph

Metaphorically, I'm a Whore... // Tyler Joseph

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Trisarahtops By Triserahtops Updated Apr 09

After meeting the girl who had won a very important contest prize, Tyler's torn between what he wants and what he really needs.

odetoart odetoart Mar 26
I would've slapped her. My friends know how much I love them so I'd be like "BÏTCH BACK THE FUK UP AND TURN THE STATION BACK"
Zgyrl03 Zgyrl03 Mar 11
I mean, I can only listen to Stressed Out with my friends now b/c every time I play it out loud or it comes on the radio I hear this:
                              1) OMG I LOVE BLURRFISH (yea someone said that)
                              2) OMG turn that emo sh*t off
                              or 
                              3) BLURRYFACE IT MY FAVE SONG
                              *sigh*
Zgyrl03 Zgyrl03 Mar 11
OMFG I LOVE  THE BALLAD OF THE MONA LISA
                              ASERTFJGHKJNLKLAwazESXRDF
Beauty9109 Beauty9109 Apr 02
I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. IF YOU'RE APART OF THE CLIQUE YOU EMBRACE IT.
odetoart odetoart Mar 26
BÏTCH NO 
                              NO MATYER WHO IM WITH
                              I WILL 
                              N E V E R 
                              TURN MY BACK AND DENY HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM
Zgyrl03 Zgyrl03 Mar 11
DIS BIATCH
                              WTF
                              NO HONEY U NEED NEW FRIENDS
                              I'LL REPLACE THIS BISH
                              PLZ