Percy Jackson Jokes and Puns

Percy Jackson Jokes and Puns

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Funny Jokes, funs and puns from the PJO series and the HOO series. Includes: ask the 7, Bro thingy, Nobodies, and more! Have a good laugh, because it's a Percy Jackson thing, you wouldn't understand!

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Amyaishere Amyaishere Sep 11, 2017
Red equals blood. Blood is in the title of Blood, Sweat, and Tears. If that's Percy's fear then he is afraid of one of my favorite songs by Bangtan
Totally_NOT_Obsessed Totally_NOT_Obsessed Aug 19, 2017
Keith from Voltron? Oh no no. He's just an edgy emo kid like Nico over here
LillianHark LillianHark Jul 09, 2017
Oh lmao red would be Rachel Ares or the sea monster Percy saw and wondered if it was cherry flavoured😂and then Annabeth asked him if he wanted to go check and he was like "nah"
- - Aug 18, 2017
"'... But most importantly, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood. ' 'Hooray'" Studio C
wolflover36056 wolflover36056 Sep 22, 2016
O.o I knew Nico was darker than most, but I didn't think light was his worst fear.
                              Vampire...a new and improved Edward Cullen.
Percabeth_Caleo_16 Percabeth_Caleo_16 Oct 26, 2016
Actually, Nico began to fear the dark because it was consuming him and destroying him in a way.