"Give me a month. Fake date me for one whole month"
*thinks for 3 hours*
"Sorry what?I was just thinking of our future kids."
Its almost 10pm so on a thursday do naturally i read f*ck date me and I was like, what??! 😂
Sorry man, I'm in a relationship with my fridge, and I have a habit of cheating on him with my bed
Well, this sounds like a conversation I could have in the future
i asked my friend to fake date me bc my mom almost found out i was bi (she's homophobic) so she got suspicious.