"Give me a month. Fake date me for one whole month"
You know what's funny is that I could actually hear his voice in my head saying this 😂
*thinks for 3 hours*
"Sorry what?I was just thinking of our future kids."
Its almost 10pm so on a thursday do naturally i read f*ck date me and I was like, what??! 😂
Sorry man, I'm in a relationship with my fridge, and I have a habit of cheating on him with my bed
woAh this sounds like something my friend just told me today, the part where it says "you seem the most reliable and you havent walked away yet, you are still here."
i asked my friend to fake date me bc my mom almost found out i was bi (she's homophobic) so she got suspicious.