Perfect On Paper (a BillDip Fanfiction)
Dipper Pines is a bright-eyed young author with a lot to offer the world. The only problem is... He's got absolutely zero inspiration and his college debts aren't exactly paying themselves off. He needs a character, a muse he can work with. And it just so happens that he finds this muse in the shape of a - you guessed it - triangle! But Bill isn't quick to let him use his likeness quite so easily. Not before getting something out of it. So of course they make a deal, one to benefit the both of them, and Dipper finds himself living with the main character of his very first best seller, which is absolutely wonderful in theory. But Bill is by no means the protagonist Dipper makes him out to be on paper.