My first Maxmoefoe Fanfic! ^o^
*Possible smut in the future but who knows because i'm lazy as fuck.*
My mom would give me a slap on the ass and tell me that I'm gaining wait
My waters! *bends over seductively to pick up my waters* *bends over seduc
I've seen Finding Nemo too many times to know what's going to happen
I used to say to my teddy," I'll get a boyfriend one day" BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
You make the reader dress so tumblr :D Is that how you dress cus if so, thats hella rad.
Just once I want an author to write a girl character with a pixie cut. All I want in life.