How To Fuck Up a Cliche Story

How To Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Updated Nov 16

Have to heard of "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story"? 

No?

Well go check it out! 

This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form.

You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read!

(Has some humorous aspects)

*takes deep breath*
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              DON'T LET ME BE
Tori_is_Bored Tori_is_Bored 2 days ago
PFFFT. THAT WOULDNT EVEN PASS UP AS A BULLY IN MY SCHOOL
                              
                              The actual "bad boys" in my old school smoke weed and push drugs in the basketball varsity, no joke. Good thing they got expelled.
*growls in anger* Motorcycles and bad boys are a good match? 
                              
                              Try my "normal" fist to the bad boy's FACE!
Ellie4Rose Ellie4Rose Sep 19
Why school when you can have wattpad? Look, you just learned history
anyfink anyfink Nov 28
Everyone's like ''ewww that's grOss, i wear 10 pounds of makeup,eyeliner on fleek,Snapchater,nike ghetto hoe,or the generally pretty girl.
                              
                              Then there's me,no makeup,wears whatever is closest to me,and i don't comb my hair pls love me
"Hey mom! Can you get me some orange juice from the coffee maker?"