Batman Or Superman

Batman Or Superman

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Jojo or something like that By tobyswaffles Updated 4 days ago

"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?"
  "Batman or Superman?!"
  "What?"
  "Batman or Superman?"
  "Superman"
  "You're dead to me"
  
   Highest rank: #29 in Short Story

dam_u_percy dam_u_percy Nov 13, 2016
.... Wait is this one of those books where I have to read twenty other books before I can read this book?
poetic-license poetic-license Sep 16, 2016
Avengers are better anyway DC is shite sorry DC fans but Marvel for life
schmeckinpep_bruh schmeckinpep_bruh Aug 26, 2016
I love you now because you have that awesome raining tacos song!
FriendlyDragon478 FriendlyDragon478 Oct 25, 2016
@tobyswaffles OMG IT'S THE IT'S RAINING TACOS SON OMF OMG OMF BRUHHHHHHH YOU ARE LIT FOREVER NOW!
Superman. Cuz he's really hot in their new movie and Batman is a man child who has way to much time and money on his hands. He doesn't even have any powers which is lame and he ruined so many people's lives when he thinks he's doing something good (this opinion based off of suicide squad) He sucks.
knows_nothing knows_nothing Aug 25, 2016
I would have work hard for two years, eat nothing but bread, life in street, to safe all of my money. Then spent it to track that creature, find her home, kill her family with batgun while making her watch all superman and batman movies ever made...