Minecraft Diaries Lemon (ADOPTED)

Minecraft Diaries Lemon (ADOPTED)

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Timeless By xXPastel172Xx Updated Sep 24, 2016

Rated 18+('◠ω◠')

I'm on my way to the church now to get some. OH HOLY WATER SAVE ME!
WHY I READ... I LIVE FOR LEMONS LIKE THIS!! And wtf are warm juices...
Anyone wanna go to church with me to get some holy water?*grabs car keys*
LaniStars LaniStars Jun 24
like everyone else! i could literally just order those things and be good for the rest of dinner but then they bring you salad and the main course.
                              
                              then you walk out of there looking like a balloon.
*HOLY WATER FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU EVERY ONE GETS HOLY WATER
*hands her bottle of bleach and holy water* the bleach is for your eyes and the holy water is for your brain