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Minecraft Diaries Lemon (ADOPTED)

Minecraft Diaries Lemon (ADOPTED)

144K Reads 1.4K Votes 31 Part Story
Timeless By xXPastel172Xx Updated Sep 24, 2016

Rated 18+('◠ω◠')

WHY I READ... I LIVE FOR LEMONS LIKE THIS!! And wtf are warm juices...
AngelKlance AngelKlance Jun 24
like everyone else! i could literally just order those things and be good for the rest of dinner but then they bring you salad and the main course.
                              
                              then you walk out of there looking like a balloon.
*HOLY WATER FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU EVERY ONE GETS HOLY WATER
*hands her bottle of bleach and holy water* the bleach is for your eyes and the holy water is for your brain
30 seconds... LAIDIES AND PERVERTS (including me), WE HAVE A NEW RECORD!!!!!!!
muffinmoos muffinmoos Oct 30, 2016
Ok the phrase "filling her p with his warm juices" is a bit toooooooo much T~T