'There. It's done. I can walk away with my pride and the knowledge that after sixteen long years, I've finally gotten laid. (It's a pretty awesome feeling.)
Before I go, though, I have to check and make sure that it's Pamela. Because let's face it: A guy has to know who he lost his V-card to. And just assuming that it was Pam isn't going to cut it.
So I put the note and pen down and slowly, carefully, creep over to the ball of sheets.
I was right to check. There's a tuft of white blonde hair sticking out from the top. Pamela's hair is auburn.
The girl's hair is sort of short, I guess, but oh well.
I slowly, carefully, lift a sheet, just to catch a glimpse of the person beneath...
...to see a guy. Looking at me calmly.'
- Chapter One - Hunky McHunkster
- Chapter Two - Jesse Freakin' Garcia
- Chapter Three - Oh, Pamela Tate
- Chapter Four - The Popper
- Chapter Five - I Think This Belongs To You
- Chapter Six - Deny, Deny, Deny
- Chapter Seven - Dirty Little Secret
- Chapter Eight - Bi-Freaking-Curious
- Chapter Nine - Bathroom Brawl - Part One
- Chapter Ten - Bathroom Brawl - Part Two
- Chapter Eleven - Marking
- Chapter Twelve - The Jacket
- Chapter Thirteen - Chances
- Chapter Fourteen - Tease
- Chapter Fifteen - Family - Part One
- Chapter Sixteen - Stories
- Chapter Seventeen - Family - Part Two - Meet the Parents
- Chapter Eighteen - Sleepovers and Chewing Gum
- Chapter Nineteen - Rumor Has It
- Chapter Twenty - What Doesn't Kill You
- Chapter Twenty-One - Makes You Stronger
- Chapter Twenty-Two - The Talk
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Oberon
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Birthday Boy
- Extra Numero Uno - The Party - Theo's POV
- Sequel Announcements!
- Would You Rather?