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101 Reasons I'm Going To Die Alone (finished)

101 Reasons I'm Going To Die Alone (finished)

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🦄 Grunge Unicorn 🦄 By -ellet1girl- Completed

I'm straightforwards do I need to explain
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I once banged into a brick wall because I was trying to avoid banging into the window
Raisins aren't that bad. Just don't combine them with a cookie, that pretends to be chocolate chip
Me: Look, they have CC cookies!
                              Dad: If you want 'em, grab 'em. But pay me later.
                              Me: Okay.
                              (Both go home)
                              (Me eats cookie)
                              Me: Never mind, these are R cookies.
Jessica_wani Jessica_wani Dec 31, 2016
Nah. I'm more of the person who tries to walk through glass at the doctors.
SophsTheCat SophsTheCat Jan 02
OMG this happened to me at Christmas and I kept get really panicked cos I didn't know why the chocolate was chewy!
" Mmm, chocolate " 
                              * Bites into it *
                              * Spits it out *
                              " THIS IS NOT CHOCOLATE! "