101 Reasons I'm Going To Die Alone (finished)

101 Reasons I'm Going To Die Alone (finished)

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🗑  The Famous Trashcan 🗑 By -ellet1girl- Completed

I'm straightforwards do I need to explain
Highest ranking: #127 in random

I once banged into a brick wall because I was trying to avoid banging into the window
Raisins aren't that bad. Just don't combine them with a cookie, that pretends to be chocolate chip
Me: Look, they have CC cookies!
                              Dad: If you want 'em, grab 'em. But pay me later.
                              Me: Okay.
                              (Both go home)
                              (Me eats cookie)
                              Me: Never mind, these are R cookies.
You know how people run into poles in movies it happens to me EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
streaks- streaks- Dec 31, 2016
Nah. I'm more of the person who tries to walk through glass at the doctors.
Running inside during tag, and I slam face first into the glass.