The Life of Simon Cowell's Niece

The Life of Simon Cowell's Niece

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Tessaaaaa By tessajordan98 Updated Aug 27, 2015

One summer with my Uncle Simon was going to be amazing. Add a famous British/Irish boy band called One Direction to everything then BAM! Everything gets even better. 

     Life's never been normal for me. Especially since the famous Simon Cowell was my uncle. But I didn't like being normal. Normal's overrated. 

     This is my story of friendships, fights, singing, dancing, hating, eating a hell of a lot of food, going crazy every now and again, jealousy, love, and just having the time of my life with my five new best friends and my Uncle Simon. This is The Life of Simon Cowell's niece.

*WARNING: This story is a bit carroty in the beginning! I apologize in advance to new readers.*

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds painful
mesporty mesporty Nov 03
I keep picturing him as Si from Duck Dynasty even though I know he doesn't look like that
Me: IS YOU OKAY?! DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?!?!
                              
                              Forgot her name sorry: DAMN!!! WHY IS YOU SO LOUD?!?! IM NOT DEAF
I STRAIGHT YELLED THAT IN FRONT OF MY MOM!!!! I GOT BITCH SLAPPED
flowerstems flowerstems Oct 18, 2015
i don't know why but the "well five somones" line is making me cry :(
flowerstems flowerstems Oct 18, 2015
did anyone else sing that song that went my nigga my nigga (my nigga my nigga) idk what it was called but it was in a vine...