Dan Howell and Phil Lester are psycho killers. They work for two men named PJ and Chris, who give them orders on who to kill and when to kill, and in return they receive money. Altogether, Dan and Phil have killed thousands of people in the UK alone.
*Inspired by Psycho, Hysteria and Time Is Running Out by Muse
edit 9/14/2016: for some reason i still get votes and comments on this story literally everyday which i think is really nice and i appreciate it a lot so apparently it's not COMPLETE crap but still, i warn you, the cringe is strong...