"Is there a problem?" She asked innocently. Her long black dress trailed behind her as she took a single step closer to me.
"No, I mean." I stammered, jumping to my own defense too quick.
"Chris said that I was going to an awards ceremony... with a guy, not a..." I explained as I tried to figure out what was happening.
"A girl? Oh, honey trust me. I'm definitely not a girl." They said as they strutted away, leaving me slightly stunned.