Deadpool x Male!Reader

Deadpool x Male!Reader

23.1K Reads 537 Votes 8 Part Story
Rose By GriseldaRoseberry Updated Sep 30, 2017

Hello my name's Deadpool !
 I'm talking instead of Author-chan here because she's too stupid to do a proper description...anyway to do a summary of this shi...I mean wonderful fanfiction: Fangirl stuff, Plot twist, terrible jokes, bordeline crack, plot twist, stupid author forget things, reader-kun is mine, more plot twist, don't touch my reader-kun, fourth wall breaking,I'll kill you if you touch my reader-kun, where's the talking boxes in my head author I'm still waiting, cliff hanger, lazy author, French, swearing, friendship, GAAAAAAAY, so much mistake author, stupid author, author roleplaying myself in the comments, did you read all of this ?  When is the next chapter coming out author ? Stupid romance stuff...and more to come !

Seriously don't touch my reader-kun ! 
Now excuse me while I let author-chan (out of the basement) writing the next chapter ! Hasta la vista baby !

Author note: I'm taking the little time I have until Wade find me and put me back in the basement to tell you thank you so much for reading and voting this ! I'm really happy that people like it ! Have a nice day/night ! :D OMG he's already back ! He's now at my bedroom's door guys I have to go because klkhjyuybkbhkbykubyiuidqmifqmsijhakjdhqk YO Deadpool again ! Don't listen to the author about the basement ok ? She's crazy !

(11/18/2016): thank you for 7k everyone !!

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Darqu3ss3 Darqu3ss3 Apr 01
Nah I'm a Mayadere it's similar to a tsundere, only their more unpredictable or even dangerous to the ones we love, since we may even try to brutally harm or outright kill those who wronged us
Darqu3ss3 Darqu3ss3 Apr 01
Again.... deadpool do you have any idea how long it takes to fix this f*cking wall goddamit, I'll need to go search for my scrap steal and welding torch..... again
1st awww
                              2nd punches wall to feel manly again
                              3rd how the hell did you get back in
Darqu3ss3 Darqu3ss3 Apr 01
Why am I not surprised I guess I'm gonna need a sh*t ton of duct tape, metal scraps and superglue aren't I?
Darqu3ss3 Darqu3ss3 Apr 01
Rin: Pfft please I'm a ninja bruh 
                              Male!Aria: and I'm a f*cking seer
Darqu3ss3 Darqu3ss3 Apr 01
*looks at fourth wall repair kit*  f*ck it I give up *leaves room*