Deadpool x Male!Reader

Deadpool x Male!Reader

19.4K Reads 466 Votes 8 Part Story
Rose By GriseldaRoseberry Updated Sep 30

Hello my name's Deadpool !
 I'm talking instead of Author-chan here because she's too stupid to do a proper description...anyway to do a summary of this shi...I mean wonderful fanfiction: Fangirl stuff, Plot twist, terrible jokes, bordeline crack, plot twist, stupid author forget things, reader-kun is mine, more plot twist, don't touch my reader-kun, fourth wall breaking,I'll kill you if you touch my reader-kun, where's the talking boxes in my head author I'm still waiting, cliff hanger, lazy author, French, swearing, friendship, GAAAAAAAY, so much mistake author, stupid author, author roleplaying myself in the comments, did you read all of this ?  When is the next chapter coming out author ? Stupid romance stuff...and more to come !


Seriously don't touch my reader-kun ! 
Now excuse me while I let author-chan (out of the basement) writing the next chapter ! Hasta la vista baby !




Author note: I'm taking the little time I have until Wade find me and put me back in the basement to tell you thank you so much for reading and voting this ! I'm really happy that people like it ! Have a nice day/night ! :D OMG he's already back ! He's now at my bedroom's door guys I have to go because klkhjyuybkbhkbykubyiuidqmifqmsijhakjdhqk YO Deadpool again ! Don't listen to the author about the basement ok ? She's crazy !

(11/18/2016): thank you for 7k everyone !!

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Male!Kai: Deadpool, for the last time! I'm trying to fix the damn wall while you burst thorough and end up hitting someone on the head! Ugh just stay there while I clean up k? *mumbles underbreath*
Let's just say that the 4th wall shattered so much I am surprised he isn't reading our mind
🎶 🎶If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that! No man is worth the aggravation; that's ancient history, been there, done that!🎶🎶
So basically the more voices in your head then, Okee 😊👌
LibraSkii LibraSkii Jun 30
I'm KINDA like that but I'm a Kuudere with mildly-severe anger issues [Almost broke someone's groin cuz he was mocking me, and my anger embraced me and took control, and I'm always mad at myself because I can't control my own anger and people hate me for it.. not my fault they piss me off.. ;~;]
ShookKink ShookKink Jul 01
I'm so confused to what the fourth wall Jesus I'm an idiot *walks away in shame*