in which dan is a cringey white boy with confusing feelings
warning: im little piece of shit with no self control so cursing is a casual thing in the book
honestly you don't even have to have good gaydar to figure out that dans gay
"Yea one day he drank this smoothie and all of a sudden he turned gay damn never trust strawberries man"
oh i love these characters why can't i do this to all the idiot white supremacist kids in my school
OMG YAAAAAAAASS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH I LOVE THAT PANSEXUAL HOE
Thank you for realising not all Christians are homophobic like wtf @ people who do
Omg I thought he was going for trump bc he said he republican so ya