How Boys Speak

How Boys Speak

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Reece (I ONLY POST! Please don't ask me this on chat again!) By HowBoysThink Updated Jan 16, 2013

Let’s just say that this is a collection of prank calls, one night stand confessions as well as personal text and Facebook messages. These are 5 random, weird guys all writing true extracts just in the name of entertainment!

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuckk no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut - Eminem
Everytime I read that I imagine an audience laughing in a sitcom
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
                              
                              SAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE 👏👏👏👏
I_Am_Nik I_Am_Nik Jan 17
You'd be surprised 
                              
                              My friends find it hilarious to date me to go up to hot guys and tell them they're hot and shitt 
                              
                              I honestly don't really care though if they're hot I've probably made it really obvious checking them out, so they already know I find them hot
I met this lady in Hollywood
                              She had green hair but damn she looked good
                              I took her to my house because she was fine
                              But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
jadynn1994 jadynn1994 Jan 24
Sooooooo how big are everyone else's tits........too much????