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How Boys Speak

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Reece (I ONLY POST! Please don't ask me this on chat again!) By HowBoysThink Updated Jan 16, 2013

Let’s just say that this is a collection of prank calls, one night stand confessions as well as personal text and Facebook messages. These are 5 random, weird guys all writing true extracts just in the name of entertainment!

Me and some of my friends was in class and just went around asking people out as dares
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuckk no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut - Eminem
Everytime I read that I imagine an audience laughing in a sitcom
                              SAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE 👏👏👏👏
I_Am_Nik I_Am_Nik Jan 17
You'd be surprised 
                              My friends find it hilarious to date me to go up to hot guys and tell them they're hot and shitt 
                              I honestly don't really care though if they're hot I've probably made it really obvious checking them out, so they already know I find them hot
I met this lady in Hollywood
                              She had green hair but damn she looked good
                              I took her to my house because she was fine
                              But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine