Let’s just say that this is a collection of prank calls, one night stand confessions as well as personal text and Facebook messages. These are 5 random, weird guys all writing true extracts just in the name of entertainment!
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuckk no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut - Eminem
Everytime I read that I imagine an audience laughing in a sitcom
You'd be surprised
My friends find it hilarious to date me to go up to hot guys and tell them they're hot and shitt
I honestly don't really care though if they're hot I've probably made it really obvious checking them out, so they already know I find them hot
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
Sooooooo how big are everyone else's tits........too much????