In which Dan has been kidnapped and Phil occupies the cell next to him.
I'm going to go ahead and put a trigger warning for violence and homophobia on this; I'm not sure how much there will be but I'm just being safe.
I read that as enjoyed. I was like, 'what a good book? Why is it so short?'
That moment you thought it was Phil:
'Oh. Right... they're the same person tbh'