Once upon a time there was a couple. One was black the other is white. I of course was the black one! But we fell in love. And over the course of 2 years we got married! It was all sugar canes and lollipops until the honeymoon. That night was the night I found out that he had a second life. A dangerous life. I found out that he was wanted over 10 different states. That night was the night he got arrested and the next day was when he was sentenced to life in prison! You must be thinking. "Why don't you move on with your life?" Well he has people watching my every move! People that doesn't let me leave the country only if it's for a short period of time. People who always pay for my purchases even though I have the money. And people who constantly gets meme fired. Yep even if my 'husband' is in prison he isis still ruining my life!