Catsby: A Novel

Catsby: A Novel

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Andrew Shaffer By andrewshaffer Completed

Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies.
            
          Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie dream yuppie living in Park Slope with her brutish husband. Against everyone's better judgment, Catsby begins an affair with Dandelion that may cost him all nine of his lives.
            
          A new serialized story from the author of the Wattpad sensation "Gone Grey," which was named one of Buzzfeed's "19 Wildest Fanfics That People Couldn't Stop Reading in 2015."

  • fitzgerald
  • gatsby
  • great
  • humor
  • parody
  • satire
gingerbread250 gingerbread250 Jul 04, 2017
I think I just died this is beautiful-I'm in love with The Great Gatsby so I can't wait to read the rest of this
delistoorad delistoorad May 05, 2017
Yes I remember reading Catching Fire in my classic literature class
- - Apr 24, 2017
I don't even know how to words anymore. 
                              You've broken me. I can't even string ONE coherent sentence together.
                              Where has this story been all my life?
PseudonymMorganne PseudonymMorganne Dec 23, 2016
I love this. The humor is great. It's been a while since I found something I wanted to continue reading on Wattpad.
river44 river44 Jan 02, 2017
Im waiting for a lot of cat puns to happen i love em so much
dramafreak13524 dramafreak13524 Dec 28, 2016
My family is watching catching fire right now while I'm in the room