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    Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    arcticstars
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      44
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    arcticstars
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    Complete, First published Jun 19, 2013
    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody.
          
          NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. 
          
          Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
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    • bad
    • badboy
    • boy
    • cliche
    • direction
    • funny
    • geek
    • highschool
    • humor
    • love
    • nerd
    • parody
    • party
    • player
    • teacher
    • texttospeech
    • vampire
    • wattpad
    • werewolf
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