Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

2.8M Reads 95.3K Votes 199 Part Story
JCB By JaneConquestBackup Completed

Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!


Please be advised this story may contain some brief mature themes!

  • comment
  • crush
  • lines
  • love
  • pickup
  • random
  • romance
Lol I wish I could say that.. I'm shy person and he's a shy person.. Welp
Lost328 Lost328 4 days ago
I don't even have Wi-Fi...
                              Just data. And its not the unlimited kind..
Are your legs made of nutella? Cause I'd like to spread them
Raven261 Raven261 Nov 12
Wifi is my life and if I had a boyfriend then he would be my life to T-T
Are you wifi because I'm feeling disappointed even tho I knew I had no chance to get you anyways
Bianca_M19 Bianca_M19 Nov 16
@MaddyLevosada Well, I found your little pickup line. 😂😂