Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

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JCB By JaneConquestBackup Completed

Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!


Please be advised this story contains some mature themes!

  • comment
  • crush
  • lines
  • love
  • pickup
  • random
  • romance
Sorry bish....but you need to have a password in order to connect with me
cheerxmochi cheerxmochi 5 days ago
If we were Romeo and Juliet as wires, we'd be the iPhone 7 and airpods, the only option left
In a parallel universe
                              Person: Are you WIFI? Because I’m feeling a connection *looks at WiFi box* IM SO LONLY
had this used on me before but the person was just tryna make me mad 
Oh god now I just want to send my boyfriend a bunch of cringe pick up lines but I’m kinda scared to how he’ll respond XD
I probably would’ve said something really stupid like “are you wifi? Cause I always need you” or something more dumb than that😂