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Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!

. Everyone wants me and Everyone loves me if I'm Wifi, but clearly that's not the case XD
I don't even have a crush(I'm asexual) just learning these to annoy my friends
Purrfecto Purrfecto Mar 12
Lololololol this is my fave. My connection is weak. Hahahahahh
Omg this keeps getting better... but then watch him same... I don't have any connection... omg that would crush my poor... poor heart
No. I'm a human. Are you that blind that you can't see that?
Suga_rFree Suga_rFree Apr 20
MY WIFI NEVER WORKS SO BOI THEREFORE WE AIN'T EVEN TOUCHING FINGERS