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Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!

StarryDragonPaws StarryDragonPaws 4 days ago
I THINK THE COMMENTS HAVE TO BE CROWNED THE MOST HILARIOUS PART TO THIS BOOK IM SORRY XD
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                              "You're just like an ice cream cone. Your cone is hard but your cream is soft" 
                              lol I told this to my friend and he shoved me XD
I don't even have a crush(I'm asexual) just learning these to annoy my friends
Purrtato Purrtato Mar 12
Lololololol this is my fave. My connection is weak. Hahahahahh
Omg this keeps getting better... but then watch him same... I don't have any connection... omg that would crush my poor... poor heart
Lynnbeauty Lynnbeauty May 07
Please read my trump,Hitler ,and shrek love triangle story.. Because shrek is love shrek is life