Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

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Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!

MintyCobalt MintyCobalt Sep 27, 2016
Are you my electricity bill? Last time I heard you got cut off -3-
AdventurousA AdventurousA Nov 30, 2016
I am gonna try and think of (lame) comebacks to these pickup lines. here goes:
                              
                              Nah, but if I were one I would surely place 'Hell No' together.
Moni-Chestnut Moni-Chestnut Aug 31, 2016
Yeah I am but I've been down ever science you can in my area so I'm gonna go reconnect *walk over to where friends are*
moonflowerkitty moonflowerkitty Aug 31, 2016
Omg if I said this to any of the people I used to have crushes on they would probably run away
kittennl2 kittennl2 Aug 19, 2016
Hey baby, mind taking your clothes off? I wanna see how angels hide their wings
hammione hammione Jan 13
apparently this is celeb crush number 1's fav pick up line so i don't mind as long as he directs this to me