Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!
Are you my electricity bill? Last time I heard you got cut off -3-
I am gonna try and think of (lame) comebacks to these pickup lines. here goes:
Nah, but if I were one I would surely place 'Hell No' together.
Yeah I am but I've been down ever science you can in my area so I'm gonna go reconnect *walk over to where friends are*
Omg if I said this to any of the people I used to have crushes on they would probably run away
Hey baby, mind taking your clothes off? I wanna see how angels hide their wings
apparently this is celeb crush number 1's fav pick up line so i don't mind as long as he directs this to me