Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

Smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush!

Are you my electricity bill? Last time I heard you got cut off -3-
I am gonna try and think of (lame) comebacks to these pickup lines. here goes:
                              
                              Nah, but if I were one I would surely place 'Hell No' together.
Yeah I am but I've been down ever science you can in my area so I'm gonna go reconnect *walk over to where friends are*
Omg if I said this to any of the people I used to have crushes on they would probably run away
kittennl2 kittennl2 Aug 19
Hey baby, mind taking your clothes off? I wanna see how angels hide their wings