~Googleplier x Jack~ "That Sean McLoughlin is one that has a green beacon for a head and spouts abuse at video games for a living. He's the real deal. There are thousands and thousands of other Sean McLoughlins that could be causing this, but we've whittled it down to one, and that's you. "Take comfort in the fact that you won't really die. You'll just be...merged. Into the real Sean."