"Are you tired of being lonely? Looking for the perfect boyfriend? Why not make it easy? Join findaboyfriend.com today and find the man of your dreams! Its super easy! Just select tube characteristics you want and hit search, results for guys will pop up. Then you just order away!"
Pete Wentz was your typical guy. He had a job, a house, a car, friends, but he lacked one thing... A boyfriend. One evening he was watching TV and an add for a site called findaboyfriend.com was on.
It looked a lot like that petfinder site.. But with people.
How stupid, right?
Note: This is my first time ever writing anything so I hope its not incredibly bad.