No strings attached. A Ron Weasley love stor...
You poor muggles were lied to. Rowling lied about the whole thing. She was trying to make our story seem less complicated, I guess. I actually would've been fine with that, if she hadn't left me out of her books completely. Now, I'm going to tell you about someone who they left out. Me.
My name is Belania. Belania Rose Snape. My name is strange, Iknow. Please don't rub it in. My father is Professer Severus Snape, or, the potions master. He is man the man whom everyone hates but me. I am best mates with Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger. My story is complicated and crazy, so I'm going to explain as much as I can about my past, future, and my problems with being a helpless romantic. And you'll see why my story was left out of the national bestsellers.