Behind The Jersey

Behind The Jersey

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Alexandra :) By LilMissSpontie Updated May 11, 2016

How can a person be so infuriating yet so intriguing?


Elizabeth Kennedy never really thought of sexy football all star slash steamy quarterback, Colton Blake  as anything other than a sleazy, typical jock with jerk face written all over him. She swears the only thing he knows how to do is play football and contract STDs. She can already tell he's just a good looking, hotshot, high school jock who won't know what to do once high school's over. She's always just thought of him as that rich kid that has everything but won't amount to anything without his parents' money. A self-righteous pig with nothing better to do than annoy the living sugar out of everyone, especially Elizabeth (his personal favorite).

If it was up to her, she'd have banished him from planet Earth. After all, he's just another severe case of cliches. His money, power, status, and good looks can't be enough forever. In her eyes he's a scumbag that needs a good kick in the family jewels("that is if he had any"- Elizabeth). He's just one of those sporty guys that have no feeling or understanding and only wants to get into her panties.  "Fat chance of that happening," that's what Elizabeth's response would be, delivered in a deliciously sarcastic tone and wrapped up in a pretty little bow of attitude.

But as they say 'never judge a book by its cover'. Especially if you don't know what's within your own pages. She doesn't know what's Behind His Jersey, but how can she when she doesn't even know what's under her own uniform?

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ash-wipe ash-wipe Jun 15
she deserved it. I hate Marina. How is she even her best friend?? The heck??
nomes9893 nomes9893 Jul 16
Never in my life have I ever been called a nipple 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harsh. Why don't ya throw him off a cliff while ur saying this.
asid107 asid107 Jun 07, 2016
i have to say i just love your comedy OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER in the car and my family looked at me like i had lost my mind 
QuirkyFish7 QuirkyFish7 Oct 26, 2016
This is legit me to my best friend 😂😂I'm the dirty minded one out of us
Whompingwillow23 Whompingwillow23 May 27, 2016
Alas, as I am not pregnant there is no placenta for me to live long enough to taste. (Don't worry, I won't plagiarize you anyway 😇)