How NOT to Write a Star Wars Fanfiction

How NOT to Write a Star Wars Fanfiction

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I'm Back Nerds By Star_Wars_Fangirl_ Updated Mar 16

Just a few chapters and clichès of some of the terrible Star Wars fanfiction. A few scenarios are used in here... Enjoy :3

NOTICE: THIS WAS MEANT FOR HUMOR AND FOR HUMOR ONLY. DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.

"Blue orbs" Why do they never have brown eyes? Its either blue or some rare eye color
This reminds me of the HISHE video for Rogue One when Chirrut whips out a lightsaber and says. "I'm a Jedi now and there's nothing else to it!"
*sits back and takes a sip of hot chocolate* Okay. You do you honey. And while you do that, I will just be sitting here waiting for your return. Just don't think I will be there to comfort you when you find out that you will never be a jedi until you actually take it seriously. *takes another sip*
Oh deary lord, I'm afraid being a Jedi is a lot more complicated and takes legit commitment but *sips tea*
Dark_Jedi_ Dark_Jedi_ Apr 26, 2016
I'm excited to find out all the things I've done terribly wrong with my series!
The_Yellow_Lantern The_Yellow_Lantern Feb 14, 2016
I'm going to check off how many of these my story has in them :P