Love has a strange way of creeping up on you when you least expect it.
[Warning: I don't think it's possible for an author to hate something they wrote as much as I hate this, just so you know.]
I just imagined a woman with her HUGE boobs in his face jiggling them and I'm laughing omg
What a shame that the poor groom's bride is a beautiful woman /whoop/
People are saying Heineken is a cool beer.
Then I cry because I can't drink.
Physically, I can't. It'll mess me up inside. It sucks.
yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
"His Dark Brown Eyes and Brightly Colored Hair"
Don't You Mean Mocha Eyes And Bright Blue Hair
Me EVERYTIME i see someone attractive but I don't take a chance to talk to him/her