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Mr & Mrs Wrong 🐊

Mr & Mrs Wrong 🐊

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Kristie By Kristiekc Completed

Complete: @ 2016    I was getting out of this fucking marriage with an Oscar the size of the Grand Canyon. I saw myself stumbling along a red carpet weighed down by a colossal golden statue. I didn't care about the stupid celebrities that I knocked out of the way. I was coming through. 

Meet  Helen, the walking disaster zone, who's just made the biggest mistake of her life. She married a lunatic.  If you're into flawed, gritty and real characters, you might like this humor/chicklit. Anyway, her new husband's a nightmare, who has everyone fooled into believing he's great ( Know anyone like that?). Mr. Charming convinces everyone it's Helen who is the mad bad wife.  But, she's no pushover, and discovers his dirty little secret.  One he'll do anything to keep. Helen has a secret of her own in a handsome polo player. Sometimes we all need a leg up, even if it is onto the back of a horse.
  Is the light at the end of the tunnel a speeding train?  You bet your arse it is!  But, occasionally the real prince charming pulls you out of the way.
  
  
     
  
      Warning; Contains Jelly fish and some swear words , well you'd swear, if you were married to a mental case. Unedited but I'm getting there sorta.

henry_scott henry_scott Dec 23, 2016
How to fix the time jump? Delete these paragraphs and add a sentence before 'l'm coming home.'
ShaunEyles ShaunEyles Dec 17, 2016
Wow, two charming characters here! I don't know who I should be feeling sorry for.
henry_scott henry_scott Dec 23, 2016
The time jump here reads odd, but not sure how to fix it. Does all the dialogue in the call happen earlier or the night he came home?
CliffJonesJr CliffJonesJr Nov 23, 2016
Er... not sure how this makes sense. Ground glass would pretty much be the texture of sand, right? If it were ground so fine you wouldn't notice grittiness in mashed potatoes, then I don't think the particles would be big enough to actually hurt you.
ShaunEyles ShaunEyles Dec 17, 2016
Eddie the Eagle! Love it! With that reference he wouldn't make a go of it.
henry_scott henry_scott Dec 23, 2016
Was this the chapter you edited? I can tell some differences in the beginning.