bitchjimin: ❝ how about this dick? ❞
peachy: ❝ oooh ur nasty ❞
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Well my dad's married....but he's not bald....or black...he's puerto rican😐😂
Peaches and cream
Sweeter than sweet
Me: oh lord no
*faint jimin voice* EXCUSEE MEEE
When you're cheating on a test but the teacher passes by so you gotta look like you thinking which is the answer
Sir last time I checked you're not biologically related to me!!! *dials phone number* HOLY WATER COMPANY I NEED TO ORDER A GALLON ON HOLY WATER!!!!
That's my word I always said that to my 🐶 that always humps things