"Father, can I sit in your lap?"
"Uh, sure sweetie....Come here."
"Um, Harry darling.....I didn't mean straddle me."
OR, Harry Tomlinson is the step-son of Louis Tomlinson. Danielle Tomlinson, Mr. Tomlinsons wife, died a year after they got married. How sad. That left Louis and Harry in a giant house surrounded by a blond chef, a brunette gardener, and a Bradford maid. Since Harry isn't Louis actual "son", he thought that maybe they cound "bond" together in a sexual way. Does Mr. Tomlinson approve of this? No, but I don't think you should ask him when a pair of plump, pink lips are surrounded around his cock.