Planet Hopping (Wakefield series:1)
"Walking out the door to the headquarters of the newspaper company, I noticed a peculiar man standing under a not-so-peculiar grand piano. For some reason, it was being hoisted into a fifth story window. I also noticed that the worker holding onto the rope attached to the piano had accidentally let go. Out of instinct, I shoved the peculiar man out of the way of the now falling grand piano leaving the man unharmed however the piano no longer grand.
The man got up with an expression that could only be described as that of a person trying to play Monopoly with boxing gloves. Before, I had thought that he would thank me for saving his life, instead he looked like he was going to punch me for pushing him.
Seemingly calm now, he turned to me and said, "Finally, someone to answer my question, why is it so green?""