hook-ups//phan

hook-ups//phan

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rickyblitzz By rickyblitzz Updated Jul 13

how far can you take a hook up?

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crazydaizyb crazydaizyb 6 days ago
👏IT👏TAKES👏TIME👏TO👏SLAY👏BITCH👏🏳️‍🌈👏
Dan: Shut up, Phil. Live a little.
                              Me: *flashback* "C'mon, Tiff. Let's DIE a little."
I'm a vegetarian so whenever I'm in McDonald's I get a Big Mac with no meat. 
                              My dads side of the family thinks it's absolutely hilarious that I pay €7 for bread and lettuce
Don't worry Phil, you're not the only one that'll be triggered
daffophil daffophil Jun 11
i just came from camping and was very confused for a good few seconds but I'm on a new story ok good one grace
Phil puts the Lester in cholesterol, he gives me chest pains and certain deaths