A Valentines Day Frerard one shot for you all. Frank is a fat 32 year old from New Jersey who heads a half-assed punk band named LeATHERMOUTH with his best friends. And Gerard Way is a socially awkward teenager with a penchant for dinosaurs and fluffy socks, he also happens to be Frank's biggest fan, having been to almost every one of his local shows. And Frank ends up alone on Valentines Day, his best friend Ryan throwing a party and making Frank go, much to his growing distaste. And guess who worms his way into the crowd to try and meet the man of his late night dreams? You guessed it. And Gerard will do anything to at least say hello to the attractive soul with the panty-dropping voice. smut warning.