kleptomaniac ; ryden

kleptomaniac ; ryden

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idyllic ★ ˎˊ˗ By -forlife Updated Feb 14

Don't befriend a cop.

Crystalgoddess22 Crystalgoddess22 5 days ago
Brendon. As a cop. Do you know how many times he's been busted for his weed?
Banana_gum123 Banana_gum123 Dec 02, 2016
I sleep on my side, when I sleep on my back it makes my sleep paralysis worse RIP
TrueBro1 TrueBro1 Oct 11, 2016
i thought they took the handcuffs off when you gt to the cell
TrueBro1 TrueBro1 Oct 11, 2016
Brendon: *tries to hide forehead with hat*
                              Kid: hEY OFFICER FOREHEAD
                              Brendon: *arrests kid*
Devil_Urie Devil_Urie Dec 28, 2016
Eww if you sleep on your back stop and get some help. Lol jk but seriously how?