Why on earth did my mother think it was a good idea to bring home a young, attractive new boyfriend? What did she expect to happen? -
#87 in fanfiction on September 13th, 2016.
WHY DOES HER MOM KNOW THIS LIKE I GET SHE KNOWS WHAT DDLG IS BUT DAMNNNN!
MY SQUISHY BABY what you doing Malum is real you can only be with Mikey
I'm a little my dad would kill me of he knew yet I'm still proud
Imma just imagine him as nick cuz I don't think he is daddy material ._.
My mom would be like, "little what? Hungry? Thirsty? Whatttt?"
He just got a foot in the door an already coming for her life