dan and phil facts

dan and phil facts

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everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle

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Friend: When was Dan born?
                              Me: *Inserts exact time*
                              Friend: And what about you?
                              Me: Idk ask Jesus
Alois_Tranny Alois_Tranny a day ago
THATS SOME SRALKERY SHÌT I TOTTALLY DIDNT KNOW THIS IM ABOUT TO CALL AUTHORITIES
When you realize phil is only a year older than your mom
                              
                              
                              
                              So he is old enough to be your dad
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Whopps
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                              HIS BIRTHDAY IS 1987!?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              FNAF CONFIRMED!!!
February 20th, 2004 at 4:32 in the morning and I weighed 6 pounds 15 ounces
I was born at like 5 something in the morning I cant even wake up at that time without feeling like death...