A collection of one shots consisting of shaylor.
Kay how you eat food and rinse dat hair knowing those fingers are constantly up your ass
He's not best friends with Jesus because he IS JESUS, dumbasses, jk
It's like having a British accent, the girls will melt.. Am I right?
Bitch, if you don't give me my phone, you won't see no more light, ok?
Shawn: *crawls into class and slaps his own ass* GIVE ME MY PHONE DADDEH