You know the rundown: Pete's a vampire, Chicago's a mess, and Peterick's the ship. The usual.
Yo, but let's be real. Both Beebo and Pete would be hot vampires irl
Uhh no we are not just going to hang out until you tell me why the living hell you're dressed like some Victorian fuckboi
Pete buddy, he's called you out into the dead of night twice and you just realize he's a vampire?
Dude you've got pointy straws for teeth, that's why he's running
I'd be super mad if someone called me at 5:30 in the morning
I'm like 3 paragraphs in and I love this story and the way you write. Ok bye