I wanted to write one of these, and there aren't nearly enough for this precious cinnamon roll. So, here you go!
SPAGHETTI FO LIFE.. And.. Mom!! No.. He's just my friend.. Why do you do this to every guy friend I hang out with?!
Lmao.. Pardon my French, but I'm dieing.. *Holds up a bag of Doritos* Any want some?? I know you want some Bill..
Me: Come on.. At least try one.. *shoves one in his mouth*
Bill: They're delicious!!
Me: *whispers* You know you're eating your own kind..
Bill: Oh shut up..
An Overgrown Dorritooooo won't hurt this gurl *grabs a bag of dorritos* *eats some* Neva!!!
My mom: OMG IS THIS UR BOYFRIEND!!!! *Takes out all of my embarrassing pictures* let's look at some of her photos
The legit reason I will never have a significant other; my little siblings.
M-Muuummmmm!!!! He's not my b.f!!! *whispers to mom* Although he is quite adorable *normal voice* Just a friend ^-^