"Speechless" (Wattys2016 entry)
"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?"
"Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion."
"Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?"
"You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless."
"What, with your ugly face?"
Jordan was a girl. Alfie was a boy. They were best friends.
Pfft, yeah like that's ever gonna work.
I wrote this all in one day when I was younger so it's not the most amazing story it's simple, cheesy and if you want a laugh and nothing too serious then continue on to the book.
(Ignore the grammar mistakes I haven't fully edited it yet)