The Crush Theorem

The Crush Theorem

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ham By hammione Updated Nov 11

"Since when do I think six packs are in Vogue?"- Cree Oliver.




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Cree Oliver is the last of the Oliver quadruplets; the 'nice' one.

(Also known as the 'air headed one'. Details details)

It's summer and Cree is ready to set out some of her wacky schemes for charity; bake sales, auctions, kissing booths...
(Maybe even a few flash mobs just for the heck of it) 


But with her mind set on keeping her sisters and herself closer by creating a proper band, trying to save the 'misunderstood' pizzeria guy from a fate worse than death, her suspicions that her mother is pregnant for her ex-stripper now baker of a husband (the horror) and adjusting to life with her sudden attraction for her oblivious best friend; Cree has her plate full this summer.


...Especially when her best friend is a sudden summer stud muffin with girls following him around like he's Harry Styles.
And did I mention that she's meant to be attracted to boobs only?

It's going to be a longggggg summer.





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A/N: this is not a porno. 

unedited drafts.

pretty cover by MicahLikesGraphics.

Book 2 in the Four Times The Charm Series.

azkaban- azkaban- Jul 15
*cues for non-existent blushes because I can't blush so bear with me* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG AND THERES ALSO ONE FOR CREE TOO BLOODY HELL HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT OF WATTPAD
YAAAY! 
                              That picture. It kinda freaked me out with Voldemort dancing. Didn't know he had moves!
- - Aug 28
THIS GIF HAS ME CRYING AND DYING AT THE SAME TIME. OMGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
deliberates deliberates Oct 29
BUT I'M GONNA MISS THE CHEESY THINGS JASPER DID AND HIS RANDOM BONERS
OMGG HALIMA IM COMMEMTING FROM OUR ACC BUT YASS CREE SLAYS ME BUT U SLAY ME EVEN MORE LIKE HAmila WHAT EVEN HURRY WRITE THE FIRST CHAPTER