The Crush Theorem

The Crush Theorem

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semi hiatus By hammione Updated Jan 06

"Since when do I think six packs are in Vogue?"- Cree Oliver.




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Cree Oliver is the last of the Oliver quadruplets; the 'nice' one.

(Also known as the 'air headed one'. Details details)

It's summer and Cree is ready to set out some of her wacky schemes for charity; bake sales, auctions, kissing booths...
(Maybe even a few flash mobs just for the heck of it) 


But with her mind set on keeping her sisters and herself closer by creating a proper band, trying to save the 'misunderstood' pizzeria guy from a fate worse than death, her suspicions that her mother is pregnant for her ex-stripper now baker of a husband (the horror) and adjusting to life with her sudden attraction for her oblivious best friend; Cree has her plate full this summer.


...Especially when her best friend is a sudden summer stud muffin with girls following him around like he's Harry Styles.
And did I mention that she's meant to be attracted to boobs only?

It's going to be a longggggg summer.





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A/N: this is not a porno. 

unedited drafts.

pretty cover by MicahLikesGraphics.

Book 2 in the Four Times The Charm Series.

azkaban- azkaban- Jul 15, 2016
*cues for non-existent blushes because I can't blush so bear with me* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SweeterThanToblerone SweeterThanToblerone Jul 26, 2016
OMG AND THERES ALSO ONE FOR CREE TOO BLOODY HELL HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT OF WATTPAD
ahsya_naifus ahsya_naifus Jul 13, 2016
YAAAY! 
                              That picture. It kinda freaked me out with Voldemort dancing. Didn't know he had moves!
- - Aug 28, 2016
THIS GIF HAS ME CRYING AND DYING AT THE SAME TIME. OMGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
deliberates deliberates Oct 29, 2016
BUT I'M GONNA MISS THE CHEESY THINGS JASPER DID AND HIS RANDOM BONERS
deliriousmalfoy deliriousmalfoy Jul 13, 2016
OMGG HALIMA IM COMMEMTING FROM OUR ACC BUT YASS CREE SLAYS ME BUT U SLAY ME EVEN MORE LIKE HAmila WHAT EVEN HURRY WRITE THE FIRST CHAPTER