He's a Jerk and I Owe Him, Which Sucks

He's a Jerk and I Owe Him, Which Sucks

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willow13 By willow13 Updated Apr 01, 2013

Doesn't this (amazingly awesome) description make you want to read this story? If not...I suggest therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Maybe mix a few hobo rants in between the therapy sessions. Unless you're afraid of hobos....but if that's the case you definitely need more help than just plain old therapy, shock therapy for example. Yep...hobos are pretty awesome. Not quite as awesome as me but then again, what is? Anyway, like I said...if this doesn't make you want to read this story you're probably a psychopath (not the murdering kind, hopefully) and you'll be needing to get that checked out. And if you're doing that I can understand if you don't have much time to read stories...so, good luck with your psychological problems. I hope everything works out for you.

vamps45 vamps45 May 01
The description was something I'd say
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              MAYBE I DID BUT CANT REMEMBER!!! OH GOD HELP ME! HOBOS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND BRAINWASHING THEM
HayaxD HayaxD Jun 18, 2015
Epic start mayyan (forgive my slang but I talk dis way)  I like this book do update plz... Kinda dying here so hurry
horseland123 horseland123 Dec 26, 2014
Boy she has an opinion for everyone! Good job, I like it so far
Angeliclucifer Angeliclucifer Jul 29, 2014
I assume the million people who read this are in it for the description
angel_bee_X angel_bee_X May 22, 2014
I loved the description!! (which i get that u must hear a lot like this)
clockwork_princess1 clockwork_princess1 Jul 06, 2013
ew smelly dude!!! Kidding, lol, I love this books description, haha.