The Siren and the Pirate
Most AUs are like, "Oh ya, Dipper's a sailor and Bill's a siren..." or..."Oh ya, Dipper's a siren and Bill's a pirate..." or..."Oh ya, they're both mother fucking sirens." Well I changed crap up today! Bill's a siren and Dipper's a pirate, see what happens when they collide. No real story line laid out, but fuck it and YOLO. Here we go!