Hermione Jean Granger Reacts to the strangest and bestests ships!
WHATTTT?!??!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIP OF THE CURSED CHILD!!!!!!!
YOU HAVENT EVEN MET HIM AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BRIGHTEST WITCH OF YOUR AGE
And the ship does this -goes down minute by minute- It goes the wrrroooong way
Nooo! Hermione! You're supposed to ship them and encourage them to follow their heart! Whyyy?
Since Dramione didn't happen the first time (😢no matter how much I say it did😢) we have to go for the next generation😊. If you dint like this ship get on the next one, because i'm the captain and I say " The ship has sailed drop the anchor!"
But. Sure, let's make Scorbus happen.
Harry and Draco: *reads the comments* OUR SONS ARE NOT GAY.
Draco: Muggles. Doing stupid stuff. MY SON ISN'T DATING POTTER'S SON.