[Never shall we sink!]
[Pure fiction, I mean, even though I ship them so hard that I even pray for them to be together in real life, I know it won't happen (I think).]
"There are three things that you must know, child.
"One is never ever be too happy, too sad or too angry.
"Two is never forget to be fit. Otherwise, your body may not be able to support your... Ahem.
"And three... This is most important...
"Never fall in love.
"If you didn't follow all these three, you may die."