(I can't write gender neutral characters I'm sorry.)
Probably will be spelling errors since I wrote most of this on my phone.
I tried to make this as realistic as possible (for a Saitama romance fanfic at least).
Let's give more love to our bald hero!
Rated M for um, /later/ things that may or may not show up. I don't know, it's a precaution.
One Punch Man belongs to ONE and the manga art belongs to Yusuke Murata.