Longtail: *struts into camp proudly* When I walk into camp, and this is what I see. All the she-cats stop and staring at me. I got, passion in my fur, and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it. IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT *dances intensely*
Firepaw: ACK STOP, ITS TOO UGLY
Sandpaw: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Longtail: Shut up kittypet! What'd you know about being sexy? *fur flip*
ThunderClan: *le dead*
Squirrelflight: WHY DID YOU KILL MY MOM AND DAD LONGTAIL, WHY?!?!?
Longtail: Who are you..?
Squirrelflight: Whoops, wrong spoof *disappears in cloud of bubbles*
Longtail: Now I'm confused
This book is rated R for language. Read at your own risk.