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Merthur - How to Court an Idiot

Merthur - How to Court an Idiot

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CreamyXD By CreamyXD Completed

Arthur Pendragon is hopeless when it comes to the act of courting. Having failed numerous attempts at courting his manservant, Merlin, Arthur turns to the only people he can think of for help: the Knights of the Round Table.

*throws glitter* MERLIN YOU IDIOT KISS HIM THE KISS OF TRUE LOVE CAN CURE ANYTHING
In the title "how to court an idiot"... I think Arthur is actually the idiot.
Arthur: *is nice to Merlin*
                              Merlin: WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU UNDER A SPELL
OR SO YOU THINK GWAINE. WELL......it's actually complicated. The boy in question can act like a girl for sure, but....
*slow clap* Well done, Arthur, well done. You know, there are better ways to woo a man. And Merlin...keep your mouth shut and let someone else do the talking if you ever have to convince someone you're lying. You're bloody awful at it.
Of course it does, you nitwit! He probably thinks that you're gonna send him on a death mission or ask something unforgivable of him and are trying to soften him up! JUST KISS THE CLUELESS CLOTPOLE ALREADY